OK, so it looks like Homer the homing pigeon has decided to go back home. At least I can now wander around my garden barefoot and not have to worry about bird droppings being brought into the house.
I guess he got fed up of not being fed and h’ed had enough of the local [...]
Just a quick update, the battery was charged (sort of!) and connected up, fuel was put into the tank, turned on the ignition and jumped on the kick start. Almost went first time. Second time and a bit of throttle had the little beast running.
One test ride and almost crashing into the garage I [...]
In order to assist other motorists in identifying potentially dangerous drivers, it’s now compulsory for anyone with a lower than average IQ and driving ability to display a warning flag. The flag (comprising of a red cross on a white background) will be attached to the top of at least one door of their vehicle. [...]